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Last Updated: 20.06.2025 04:09

Thumbs down again.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Then came..
Just Forget it!
No way
How do you feel about the impending end of what Donald Trump calls "the Green New scam"?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Still no good.
What's the most incredible coincidence that ever happened to you?
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Unacceptable again!
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
How do military families balance personal political views with respect for civilian leadership?
Another attempt resulted in ...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
How can we understand the mind of a Trump supporter?
No go.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
So they tried
Why are people saying that Trump is fat when he is an athletic 6 foot 3 and 215 pounds?
share office space ...
Loons and Moons
Next, they tried...
Is LGBTQ destroying the world?
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Minds and Behinds
Everyone loved it.
So, the docs changed it to read
Catatonics & High Colonics
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Hysterias & Posteriors
Do most men prefer curvy women or skinny women?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Nuts and Butts
Why do good-looking men date homely women?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Still no good
Freaks and Cheeks